From Will, who has recently been asking why we can't get another dog:
"When I grow up I'm going to have five dogs, five cats, one parrot, three guppies, two turtles, two hermit crabs, and three spotted lizards."
From Owen, while experiencing some bathtime flatulence:
"I can make bubbles with my bottom!"
From Will, after an evening wrestling match with dad and Owen:
"I love life."